Okay, so my frozen heart may have been slightly thawed by this Tinder Troll simply because he pretended to be Hodor! I mean, come on. It’s Hodor.
For 8 blissful minutes (that’s ONE MORE minute than 7 minutes in Heaven, thank you very much), I was able to live a Game of Thrones fantasy of mine – to talk to Hodor in real life. He was so in-character that it really made me feel like I was in a study abroad full immersion program in Westeros!
Was it worth it? Totally. Was it creepy to talk to a person pretending to be Hodor? Totally. Would I do it again? Only if it was Jon Snow.
So, to the 21-year old male Facebook user who has a ton of Hodor pictures on his hard-drive (emphasis on the HARD DRIVE aspect…I mean, have you heard the scandalous celebrity news lately? You don’t want your Hodor nudes floating around on the cloud), thank you.
This will probably be the only “thank you” I will publicly admit to for such a creepy encounter. But, credit where credit’s due.
How Long Will I Tinder You?
8 minutes.
How Long Will I Tinder You? 
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